This week Eve Woerdenweber got engaged. You know, emo Eve, the former love of Silent Jay.

Here she is, showing off her very gothic engagement ring.

Her proud fiancee, Josh Smith, looks pretty chuffed to be a formal future member of the Woerdenweber clan. Apparently he popped the question in Venice, swoon.

Some Gogglebox fans were quick to congratulate Josh and Eve on their happy news.

But others didn’t want to let go of Silent Jay so quickly.

Seán Ó Sirideán on Twitter

Didn’t she and Silent Jay break up like, five minutes ago?!

WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?! WE THOUGHT THEIR SILENT EMO ROMANCE WAS REAL. LOVE IS A LIE.

Rumour mill has gone into overdrive, naturally.

Steady on, that’s a bit much. Before any more completely unfounded speculation is thrown at poor Eve, here’s a picture of Silent Jay looking happy (well, as happy as a devout emo can muster) on a night out in Liverpool. He’s totally fine!

Moral of the story? Eve seems happy, Jay seems happy, everybody’s happy and we can all calm the hell down and look at Eve’s tiny little puppy.

In other news, Gogglebox’s Chris Steed has also been doing some left hand flashing on Twitter this week – the Brighton boy’s fella liked it, and thus put a ring on it.

We’re metaphorically spraying champagne all over our trousers in celebration for both Chris and Eve’s fabulous news.
Maïa Dunphy on Twitter