Eurovision is back, and while of course we want to see all the weird, wonderful and terrible performances from each country, it’s really just a good excuse for a themed party.

Here’s how it’s done.

1. Gather your fellow Eurovision enthusiasts.

2. Put up some understated decorations.

3. Tell everyone to come in fancy dress.

4. Or just make it a Conchita theme.

5. Make sure you’ve got some food that looks like flags.

6. Create a drinking game.

7. Do a sweepstake.

8. Get a bit patriotic.

9. Count the votes yourself… if you must.